Sunday, March 05, 2006

A Dubai-ous Business

So, we now know what "Dubya" stands for---Dubai-ya! Never a dull moment with King George, I'll tell you. He's a lame duck who thinks he can still fly, and if he does we're all going to have to keep looking up, because when a bird @#$% over your head... Well, you city-folks know what I mean. And a duck is far bigger than a measly pidgeon.
He's already decided he has the right to do whatever he wants. What used to be called "Implied Powers" are now being titled "Inherent", this from the same party that hates interpreting the Constitution broadly---or so they say. I guess when it's your "Supremes" doing the interpreting it's okay, huh. Of course, it was dear old Ronnie who signed more Executive Orders during his presidency than any previous president (Democrat or Republican). Well, he only did it because he wanted smaller government, supposedly. You can't beat one-man rule for that. Dubai-ya's only taking it to the next logical level, really. Can you blame him? Why, after all, how's a president to do his job when Congress won't jump every time he snaps his fingers! I mean, we're in a war here, one that's likely to go on forever, and you can't wait for a bunch of gobbledeegook-mouthed pin-heads to debate on whether or not something's illegal, right?
Good old King George knows what to do. He's been appointed by God, you know. Why, if those unbelievers in Congress keep on blocking Dubai-ya, they're going to burn in hell. You don't disobey God's annointed, folks. Not if you want to be "raptured" when Geee-suuuz comes back to kick ass. Oh, yeah, just read those LEFT BEHIND books. God just delights in zapping sinners, and you don't want to be there when all those guts go flying as He laughs. Bush knows these are the End Times, people. He's going to do what a man's gotta do, by God. Where is Lee Harvey Oswald when we really need him?